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Lawyer Charity

May 24th, 2010

Lawyer Charity

 

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

Embarrassed the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."

"Secondly" says the lawyer, "My brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children."

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology but is cut off again.

"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of  whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring a huge array of private tutors?"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea."

And the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give a penny to any of them, what make you think I'd give anything to you?

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